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Jak mawiał Jan Sobieski, wiosna to pobór królewski... Ta rymowanką przysłana nam do „Bigosu poligonowego” przez niezawodnego Marcina otwieramy nowy rozdział zabawnych wierszyków wojskowych. Zaczynamy je rzecz jasna o tych o wiośnie.

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W  wojsku są cztery pory roku:

1. WCZESNA WIOSNA
2. WIOSNA
3. ZŁOTA WIOSNA
4. PÓŹNA WIOSNA

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PRZYJAZD

Do Żagania przyjechałem choć nikogo tu nie znałem,
Tutaj w wojsku służyć miałem, choć tego też nie chciałem.
Chociaż mnie nie straszyli zaraz mi w dupę wstawili.
Ciągłe służby, dyżury, warty a ja wolę pograć w karty.
I giwera w plecy gniecie jak żadna palma na świecie.

III.
ZAPROSZENIA

Minął miesiąc pełen wrażeń
Jestem w wojsku małym stażemKolejne rymy
Zbliża się tu dzień radości
Kiedy ujrzę cię wśród gości
Tu ojczyźnie służyć będę
Więc zapraszam na przysięgę

Ja ojczyźnie służyć będę
Więc zapraszam na przysięgę
A że wzięli mnie z przymusu
Przywieź flachę spirytusu
Bo organizm odwodniony
Bardzo wódki jest spragniony

Jestem w wojsku oto skutki
Zapomniałem smaku wódki
A wraz ze mną wszystkie koty
Umierają na suchoty
Więc przyjeżdżaj mój kolego
By zobaczyć kumpla swego
Weź ze sobą flaszkę wódki
Żeby kroczek był równiutki

Przyjedź do mnie mój kolego
Na przysięgę kumpla swego
Zabierz ze sobą flaszkę wódki
Zatopimy wszystkie smutki
Zabierz ze sobą beczkę piwa
Głowa będzie nam się kiwać

Gdy nadchodzi dzień radości
Chciałbym widzieć cię wśród gości
Trochę wódki, trochę chęci
Bo w Żaganiu coś się kreci
Tu twój kumpel mundur nosi
I o przyjazd Ciebie prosi

IV.
REPERTUAR

Drużyna – siedmiu wspaniałych
Pluton – Alibaba i czterdziestu rozbójników
Wyjście na przepustkę – droga do raju
Powrót z przepustki – droga przez mękę
Urlop – wakacje z brunetką
Śniadanie – smak goryczy
Alarmy – gorączka sobotniej nocy
Taktyka – wielkie manewry
Gimnastyka – cena życia
Pobudka – poznanie ze snem
Oficer dyżurny – nocny kowboj
Droga służbowa – stawka większa niż życie
Cywil – wielka wygrana
Paczka z domu – cenny depozyt
D-ca plutonu – król cyganów
D-ca baterii – król agent 1
Aresztant – za nim pójdą inni
Rezerwa – bohaterowie zwyczajni
Żołnierz – dzielny wojak Szwejk


V.
ŻEBY ZDECHŁ

Kiedy kot przebiegnie drogę,
Nie mów że to pech,
Chwyć za ogon wykręć nogę,
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